Since apparently our female contributer isn’t around the blog as often anymore, we have the liberty to make posts about things such as Sportsline’s ingenious bracket competition – ranking the hottest Olympians. They’re down to the final 4 – Jennie Finch, Amanda Beard, Heather Mitts, and Alicia Sacramone. In the first matchup we have Finch vs. Beard, and it will be a blowout. I almost considered putting a warning on that link because the picture of Beard is that awful. I’m sure some writer got a big joke out of using that picture for this round (they mention she posed for Playboy, but pussied out by not linking the pics).
Heather Mitts, giving men a reason to watch women's soccer
Finch might end up winning the whole thing but I don’t find her all that attractive. She’s kinda thick, 170 lbs (heavier than me?!?), and reminds me of that evil stepmom in the Parent Trap. Meanwhile on the other side we have Mitts vs. Sacramone who I think are easily the two hottest. You can check out Mitts in the picture I posted to the right, or here as she plays with AJ Feeley (that’s for you eaglesforever!). But don’t forget Sacramone! The underdog in this bracket destroyed the great Candace Parker last round and if they had kept that picture of her the rest of the way, she would probably be the favorite. Last round they said “she’s attractive, she’s 5-foot-1, she’s legal and she’s flexible”, and yep, that’s pretty much all I need to know. Here’s her personal photo gallery for everyone to peruse. So all men need to do their duty and get those votes in!
UPDATE: The final round is now underway, and it’s Finch vs. Sacramone pretty much as expected. Gotta go with Alicia on this one – as I mentioned, whoever won the Mitts/Sacramone battle was the one who I thought should win.
Also, we had over 4000 hits on this post yesterday thanks to everyone searching for Sacramone. Cut her some slack, China and its 70 pound 14-year-old gymnasts would have won even if Sacramone didn’t fall twice. And to those 1000 or so hits looking for specific “pictures” of her, chill out on that a little bit… we’re a family-friendly site, you won’t find what you want.
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August 8, 2008 at 8:10 pm |
mad props for the post. i know we’re all big cp fans…but a 3 seed for her?
August 9, 2008 at 2:01 am |
Jennie Finch is ugly (if we have high standards). Amanda Beard probably has 4 different STD’s give or take (girl is skanky). I guess I’ll go with Mitts.
August 10, 2008 at 10:14 pm |
after watching the gymnastics team, they’re really not that bad… a few are a little young though, lol. at least they’re within the 1/2 + 7 rule (i think that’s it)
May 19, 2009 at 12:16 am |
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