The Redskins Rule

Really, Big Ben? I don’t really see the big deal myself.

“I’m not a big fan of playing there because it is loud, they’re really good at home and they try to make their cheerleaders stretch in our tunnel before we come out of the locker room. That’s just not good,” Roethlisberger said yesterday.

Actually, 99% of males agree that it is good. Here’s some more info.

“I was like, ‘Wow,’” the player said. “Of course you’re going to look. You got beautiful women standing in front of you, half dressed. But you look, laugh and go about your business.”

Between “laugh” and “go about your business”, the unnamed player forgot to mention “exchange phone numbers for the night after the game.” I’m sure these guys are players before playas, but that doesn’t mean they can’t go hand-in-hand:

The number of virgin NFL players is probably in the single digits, if one even exists, and I have known players that prowl for women before and after games.

That’s all pretty much expected, but then the guy writing the article said this:

Personally, I’m not sure what value cheerleaders actually add to the overall football experience. Anyone who has been to an NFL game knows there are plenty of built-in diversions during timeouts and breaks (my personal favorite is the kick a field goal to win a million bucks!).

I dunno man… they’re basically essential. Looks like we need a poll!

I feel like this is a “useless without pics” post, but I’m out of time. Maybe I’ll add one later.