I’m Bored

You guys heard of bleacherreport.com?  Neither have I, but they get about 1.7 million more hits per month than we do (they get about 1.6 million hits per month).  A guy wrote about Derek Jeter. Not much to pick apart, just annoying.  Excerpts…

Felt like we needed to post something

Hey so everybody look here.  Does anyone find it weird that under “Player’s Favorite Books” we see books by Dr. Seuss, Dr. Seuss, Dr. Seuss, Queen Latifa, and Peggy Parish?

I mean, I love Theodore Geisel, but cmon WNBA, somebody has gotta throw out an Ernest Hemingway, or a James Hilton, or even an Ayn Rand.  You gotta try to pretend to be smart.  (I realize this is sorta a kids reading thing.  Im tired.  Whatever.)

Also, I love that Candice Dupree loved reading the Hardy Boys growing up.  Come on Candice!  Everybody knows Hardy Boys is the guys one and Nancy Drew is the girls one!

Too Easy

WNBA’s picture contest is down to its final two.  The one on the left is meh.  The one on the right is… wait, OMG.  First, take your mind out of the gutter.  Yeah, I know its titled “reaching in” but that doesn’t mean that… Oh man, just try to take your mind out of the gutter ok?  No?

You know what?  Nevermind.  I cannot say anything about that second photo.  I just can’t.

Everyone’s out drinkin and Im stuck in the state that’s most famous for that guy who writes the “Bosquet” cartoon. Yeah It’s a pretty boring state.

Ugh man. Ultimate bored post. I have no idea where I am going as I write this. Good thing our blog has less readers than it has writers. Whatever, everybody knows in three days y’all be bored like me and will be makin more posts too. Man, how many days til celts-lakers? 11? Damn. It’s gonna be a long month. So this is why people smoke pot.

Oh, and speaking of pot, and to make this a post about sports, everybody watch this highlight and wait until about 35 seconds in. Just trust me. I love how he doesn’t care AT ALL that the other team is already going down to the other end of the court.

ESPN stands for “Everyone Stop Perusing Now”

I know, terrible mnemonic or whatever.  Basically, I’m supposed to be reading something else right now (huzzah racist titles!!), but I can’t.  So naturally I go looking through some blogs to waste my time.  I then see that ESPN has some blogs.  I think, “these are probably terrible, but ill give it a shot.  Hey look Jay Bilas!  He went to Duke; he knows his shit.  Maybe I’ll read that.”   And then I click on it and find out I have to pay ESPN to be an Insider. Because really ESPN, if there’s anything that has no competition, it’s INTERNET FUCKING BLOGGING. I totally want to pay to see what some guys think about stuff when I could find out what roughly 2.6 billion people think about the same stuff in under 6 seconds (numbers extremely accurate). Altho, a few of the blogs are free.  For example you can find out what ex “Friends” actor Matthew Berry thinks about fantasy sports.

In conclusion, nothing.