Question

Who’s dumbest, Sam Bradford for coming back, Tim Tebow for coming back, or Stephon Marbury for making mad cash by doing nothing?  Read on for the answer!!!

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

I just watched this (props to friarblog for finding it). Most people might not really find it entertaining, but it pumped me up (and was hilarious).

“I was hungry. I was desperate… we played ball at practice, before practice we played, after practice we played… then we’d go play pickup games, me and Ernie, in South Providence.“

If that doesn’t pump you up, I dunno man. And for those who don’t know, South Providence is legit. Joe Mazzulla wishes he was from a place like South Providence, instead of being from Johnston and going to a high school that made you wear a tie everyday.

So I have this to say. “I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of me watching this video, you will never see any player in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of the intramural basketball season and you will never see someone push the rest of the team as hard as I will push everybody the rest of the season.“

LETS GO. AINT NEVER SKEERRRRRD.

aaaand back to work.

Tim Tebow? Pretty Smart I Guess

Look, nobody’s saying Tim Tebow is a bad football player. He’s good. Very good. But let’s not get carried away.

When I see a title like “Tebow One of Best Ever” I get a little wary/chary or the writers ability to think.

Without picking apart the whole thing, here are a few excerpts:

It was vintage Tebow. He wasn’t always pretty or perfect (there were two bad interceptions and plenty of poor tosses). Wideout Percy Harvin (171 total yards himself) was more explosive.

Do you guys get it now? Do you get why it’s so easy to hate Tebow? Because people realize that he makes plenty of bad plays (or just doesn’t have the ability to make the good plays that are necessary), yet still love him. Reminder: the title of this is “Tebow One of Best Ever.” I, for one, love my “best ever”s to throw bad interceptions in championship games.

Yet in the end Tebow demanded a leadership role and made the plays, especially on third down, that won the game.

Trent Dilfer also made the plays necessary to win a championship. Trent Dilfer= One Of Best Ever.

“It was not great execution by me,” he admitted.

Dear Timothy Titus Tebow IV,

You are smart.

With love,

T.O.S.

“I love to lead the team. I love to be in charge. I feel that is my personality.”

This is the equivalent of saying, “I want to be a CEO when I grow up. I just think it’s better than being a mail room guy. I dunno, maybe I’m different. It’s just my personality.”

Yet Tebow is correct, his best attribute is leadership.

I want my quarterback’s best attribute to be skill at throwing footballs.

Right there at halftime, with a title in the balance, he proved it again. Give me the ball, he told his coaches.

Fun exercise, instead of imagining Tebow here, imagine “he” stands for an overly confident intramural basketball player who loves chucking up shots. Give me the ball damnit!!!

In conclusion, Leadership. Championships. Tebowship.

Interview With Tim Tebow

T.O.S: Hey man, great game. You kind of proved me wrong by making some great passes down the stretch there.

Tebow: YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

T.O.S: (Pause) Um, yeah. So, how’d you feel about Percy Harvin playing through that injury and having a stellar game?

That’s cool. I think I’ll still take Graham Harrell

Dan Weztel in an article about why Tebow is awesome:

One time on a mission in the Philippines he performed some circumcisions.

Without writing, I just wrote this

Ok, so a guy at cbssportsline wrote some article about tebow being superman or something (actual quote “senor superman”).  And then he quotes Tebow when Tebow said some really serious and, i guess, sad stuff after they lost to ole miss.  And then, right after a very long quote, he says:

Without saying it, Tebow said it.

No.  No actually he did just say it.